Why yes, there IS a new holiday in town: Steak and Blowjob Day.
Apparently it's a counter measure of Valentine's Day started by the male folk of the internet after feeling that it was a holiday unfairly slanted towards women.
Personally, I'd rather see Valentine's Day go away than establish another pointless day to feel obligated to celebrate to balance unfairness.
Plus this holiday has a pretty vulgar name (and like, can you imagine Hallmark trying to make a pg rated card to sell??)
However, at least the name's crudeness makes it VERY clear as to what, exactly, is expected of the holiday, while Valentine's Day is still a little sketchy beyond the generic bestowing onto the girl of roses and chocolate.
(For the record, I'm a big fan of chocolate. Oh, and roses are pretty nice too. You know, in case anyone felt like some bestowing.)
Any thoughts on the matter?