Have you seen THIS contraption floating through the internets yet?
I cannot think of words for describing it any better than the actual product description.
The Winerack every girls best friend. Turn an A cup in to double Ds and
sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends. Better than a
Boob Job and Cheaper Too. Not to mention the savings on over priced
drinks. We developed The Winerack to Fill Out our product line if you
will. The picture shown here is of our good friend Drea, who is not, no
offense Drea, Well Endowed. Sporting the Winerack and Voila’ Drea’s
giving Pamela Anderson a run for the money. Take a bottle of wine, a
mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies,
concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn
heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a
sip of your secret stash. With simple blow into the tube it's easy to
keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.
And now I am torn between being saddened by the present state of humanity and wanting to buy one.