Thursday, April 26, 2012

The Wine Rack

Have you seen THIS contraption floating through the internets yet?

I cannot think of words for describing it any better than the actual product description.

The Winerack every girls best friend. Turn an A cup in to double Ds and sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends. Better than a Boob Job and Cheaper Too. Not to mention the savings on over priced drinks. We developed The Winerack to Fill Out our product line if you will. The picture shown here is of our good friend Drea, who is not, no offense Drea, Well Endowed. Sporting the Winerack and Voila’ Drea’s giving Pamela Anderson a run for the money. Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash. With simple blow into the tube it's easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash. 

And now I am torn between being saddened by the present state of humanity and wanting to buy one.

4 comments:

  1. I so need that for Saturday night.

    I tried to buy a new bra and was asked whether I was aware that I was "hard to fit." No shit, lady. I was promised boobs would arrive with the onset of puberty. Then I was promised boobs would arrive when I was pregnant - which I have been, twice. THEN I was told that boobs would arrive when I breastfed (well, sorta kinda, but they were short lived.)

    I want my damn boobs. And some wine with my whine.

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  2. That's awesome! Though, I am concerned about the body temperature wine ...

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  3. And...the drunker everyone gets, the smaller your boobs get? Makes sense, I suppose.

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  4. bahahahahaa!

    i'm more saddened by the use of the english language in the description than i am by the actual product... lol

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