I have been having a ridiculous amount of trouble finishing up blog posts lately.
And I have no idea why.
I have over a dozen that I've started in the last week, that are just sitting there.... ideas unfinished, thoughts undone, writing unedited.
(Pssst! Feel free to jump in at any time with the rest of this blog post.)
(No really, just go for it.)
(But make sure it's pretty awesome and/or epic. I have standards, you know.)
(Well, you might not know if you've only stared reading recently, as this isn't much of a standard to beat.)
(But still do try to make it awesome. I'm a big fan of awesomeness.)
(You know what else is awesome? Pancakes. I love me some pancakes.)
(And ponies, don't forget ponies!)
(Where was I again?)
(Oh right, you were being all awesome and finishing my unfinished blog post because I have no idea what I'm doing these days.)
(Also, could you bring me some socks? My feet are cold.)
(It's kinda sad, I've started alternating which shoes I wear to work to get blisters in different places.)
(Oh right, I was going to write a blog post about that.)
(And how my weird desire to only wear size 9.5 shoes instead of 10 just might not be worth it.)
(But see, I probably wouldn't finish it anyways....)
(So, could you just go ahead and write that one?)
(And the one about drunken photographers? And maybe even that little anti-suburbia rant I almost managed to do yesterday?)
(You know, assuming the post you write for me is actually awesome and all....)